Here's the scenario: You're driving along on, say, a road like Piedmont Road here in Atlanta where there are literally a million things going on that distract you; shopping centers, billboards, restaurants, hundreds of other cars, strip clubs, road signs, entrance/exit ramps to the Interstate, etc...and the next thing you know? Boom! Some clueless dipsh*t decides to cross a major intersection on the big
red hand and almost causes a huge accident. This is truly a special breed of idiot. They're right up there with idiots that think the Ford Pinto (aka "The BBQ That Seats Four") got short-changed in the 1972 Motor Trend Car of the Year voting. I don't know how many of these losers I've almost sent to the Big Casino, but I get the distinct impression they think urban planners put up cross-walk signals for everyone but a**holes like themselves. Oh what I wouldn't do for a sock full of nails!
For all of you single-digit IQs out there, let's take a quick refresher course:
When you're crossing a street, unless you see the symbol above, you should be thinking hard about whether to proceed...
And when you see this symbol; the one above with the open, upright extended palm facing you (it's even in the color red for Christ's sake!), don't f***ing walk!
If it didn't mean a few years in the fun house for vehicular manslaughter, I would
gladly thin the herd of these dimwits by hitting the accelerator every time I saw one of 'em.
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You're an angry, angry man.
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ReplyDeletePerhaps we should all be accommadating to these idiots. After all their time is soooooo much more important than ours.
"Car people? you'll just have to wait for me to cross when ever I want to because I have important places to go and things to do!"
Actually, for the record - you can still continue across the cross-walk if the Big Red Hand is flashing...that's an indicator that it's going to the solid Big Red Hand.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's like the Yellow on a traffic signal, which means HURRY THE F**K UP!
Now, there's a GRIPE I'd like to hear. One about the A**holes who slam on their breaks as soon as the light goes from Green to Yellow. Gas is on the right buddy - use it!
-Damon
Cars are bigger than people. Cars win.
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